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Ignition (Remix) - R.Kelly

It’s like Murder She Wrote once I getcha out them clothes

Regardless of having no idea what this line means I still think this is the most perfect song ever written. It’s an immaculate work of art, and it speaks to me in a way that no other song ever could. It’s a joyous promotion of all the good things in life. Like furniture from IKEA it is almost obscene in its combination of simplicity, functionality and comfortability. There is no situation in this life I can imagine that isn’t improved by the playing of this song. It spins at 45 in my soul forever.

All of this is true.  ”Ignition” (Remix) is one of the best songs ever made, hands down.  It would probably have been included on the Voyager Golden Record, if the song had been released prior to 1977.

Listen to my friend’s country-fied version here.